9.

I have never, in all my days, come across a group of people so caught up in teenage drama. It’s all ‘I like him but he doesn’t like me’ or ‘He likes me but I don’t like him’ or ‘Too many fellas like me’. Shit like that when, I’m sorry dears, but you are both pretty fucking undesirable. I mean, no offence, but I’m better looking than you both and I don’t say that often. 

‘So he likes me but he’s dating my best friend, what do I do?’ Nothing, you do nothing because really it’s not your problem. 

Worst thing? You both are my only two ‘friends’ at college. I like you when it suits me, other wise, I don’t like you at all. 

Also, I’m not a Christian - get over it.